TOTAL INFORMATION ANALYSIS

Monday, July 19, 2004

XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX SUN JULY 18, 2004:

KERRY BACK TO WRINKLES

After opting for a fresh-face-look for most of the campaign year, Dem presidential hopeful John Kerry has boldly gone back to wrinkles!

Snaps taken of the candidate last week [before his Nantucket vacation] show Kerry's face completely losing its smooth appearance.

Has Kerry been too busy for follow-up injections of Botox?

DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX SUN JULY 11, 2004:

TIME MAG INVESTIGATION REVEALS: EDWARDS LOVES 'DIET COKE'
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John Edwards drinks Diet Coke -- a lot of Diet Coke!

TIME unearths: "The North Carolinian who would be a caffeine-and-sodium-buzzed heartbeat away from the presidency subsequently admitted that 'on a good day' he has been known to open four before noon, at which point Kerry pronounced himself stunned, seized the can from Edwards and started reading the nutrition label aloud. 'Sodium, 2%. Protein, John, zero,' he called as Edwards scrambled for the door. As for himself, Kerry owned up: 'When I drink Coke, I have to drink the real thing, because of the sugar in it.'"
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"This man drinks a lot of Diet Coke," Kerry whispers to TIME, in its cover story...

Kerry seems to think it amusing his boy is strung out on Rumsfeld's poison aspartame.

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