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Thursday, August 24, 2006

From TV's Thomas Lennon via TWoP:

"Dear Citizens,

My fellow officers and I were surprised to hear about Mel Gibson's off-color remarks to our brother deputy in Malibu, CA recently. We didn't think there were any Jews on that force at all. (Way to go Malibu!)

At the RSD, we deal with a variety of "Mad Maxes" and "Lethal Weapons" each and every day, and let me assure you that Mr. Gibson’s "Sugar Tits" comment is NOT really that bad of a thing to say to an officer. Obviously, law enforcement personnel should be treated with the utmost respect, but we’ve heard WAY worse. "Sugar Tits" is more of a term of endearment, and obviously the female deputy on the receiving end of the comment had appealing bosoms. She should take the compliment, and walk it off.

Trust me, if Mel "The Man without a Face" Gibson had called me "Candy Buns" or "Toffee C**k," I wouldn’t be bitching and moaning about it. In fact, I’d probably get a T-shirt made with his picture, and a little balloon coming out of his mouth with the expression in the balloon, like he's right there on my chest, saying it again.

Another episode of "Reno 911!" (the show they told us they were going to call "Heroes on Patrol") airs this Sunday, after Carlos Santana, or some other Mexican that does a Benny Hill type show.

I remain,

Your servant,

Lt. James Ron Dangle, R.S.D. (Coast Guard, retired)
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